Why did the Monsanto-farmed chicken cross the road?
Because it missed a dose of antibiotics while it was stuck in a coop with 40,000 other chickens. While on his way to the vet he had a minor altercation with another chicken who wasn’t looking where it was going and MAYBE, JUST MAYBE THIS CHICKEN WAS HAVING A LITTLE ‘ROID RAGE, OKAY, BUT YOU WOULDN’T KNOW THIS CHICKEN WAS ON STEROIDS BECAUSE THERE’S NO REQUIREMENT TO HAVE A SIMPLE LABEL ON THE PACKAGE THAT SAYS SO. NOW GET OFF MY BACK!!!
What’s in YOUR food?