What Are You… Chicken?

Why did the Monsanto-farmed chicken cross the road?

Because it missed a dose of antibiotics while it was stuck in a coop with 40,000 other chickens. While on his way to the vet he had a minor altercation with another chicken who wasn’t looking where it was going and MAYBE, JUST MAYBE THIS CHICKEN WAS HAVING A LITTLE ‘ROID RAGE, OKAY, BUT YOU WOULDN’T KNOW THIS CHICKEN WAS ON STEROIDS BECAUSE THERE’S NO REQUIREMENT TO HAVE A SIMPLE LABEL ON THE PACKAGE THAT SAYS SO. NOW GET OFF MY BACK!!!

What the hell are YOU lookin’ at?

What’s in YOUR food?


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