Dear Miss Alley,
In light of your recent weight (re)gain and apparent readiness to do something about it, you are cordially invited to spend an intensive weekend with yours truly in order to learn how to get – and STAY – on the fitness bandwagon once and for all.
Have your people call my people to make arrangements.
(hollywood air kisses)
“Mighty” Joe Stankowski
Creator of This Workout Doesn’t Suck
P.S. This is a genuine offer to help. Please don’t take it lightly.