All I Ask Is That You Read The BOLD RED Print

Name: Ed XxXxxxxx


Website: [withheld out of courtesy]

I’m sorry to be rude, but is Joe drunk this morning or is he on a sugar/caffine (sic) high from that Starbucks drink?  He needs to be reined in a bit.

Time: Tuesday February 10, 2009 at 7:44 am
IP Address: xx.2xx.68.66

***** ***** *****

Thanks for your email, Ed.

You are correct in that Joe has a bit of a drinking problem.  We all knew it but were hoping it didn’t come across on camera the same way it does here in the studio.  Since it’s obviously becoming a real problem, we plan to submit your email along with several others to the top level of management in hopes of getting this idiot fired once and for all.  Of course, this may mean we’ll need to subpoena you as a witness against Joe, especially if he appeals to the FCC and/or the ACLU (which we assume he will).

Will be in touch soon.

Oh, by the way, be sure to revisit Joe’s contact page.  This time, please pay particularly close attention to the BOLD RED PRINT.

Thanks again.


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