If you ever find yourself putting on a few pounds, don’t even think of increasing your training intensity or saying no to that 2nd pint of ice-cream. It’s so much easier to justify your weight gain with these handy-dandy, pre-packaged excuses.
“I need the extra insulation to save on my heating bills”
“I’m preparing for a global famine”
“I’m in a “bulking” cycle”
“That’s not fat, that’s my aura”
“I enjoy swimming and could use some extra buoyancy”
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