Overweight? Better Stay Home. You Might Be Contagious.


Soon you’ll be able to call off work with a bad case of 24-hour fatness.

A new story from the UK might give you (yet another?) reason to believe that you are nothing more than an unwilling victim of excess bodyfat thanks to a li’l ol’ germ.

Not only is this “obesity bug” real, but carriers are said to be contagious for up to 3 months!

I’m not a doctor nor do I play one on TV, but until they come up with an overpriced/under-effective/side-effect riddled medication to battle the AD-36 adenovirus, it might be a good idea to stick with some basic “eat right and exercise”.

That’s my prescription and I’m sticking to it.

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One thought on “Overweight? Better Stay Home. You Might Be Contagious.

  1. I had a mutated version of this AD-36 virus. It was called, HotessCupcakes – x2many! It still plagues me. They speak to me when I’m in 7-11 even though I don’t like them any more.

    I have the cure…but it’s x-rated.

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