Weight Loss Magic


Losing weight isn’t rocket science – it just takes a half-way decent plan and some sustained effort – but people still go to great lengths to find a short cut; and I’ve heard some real doozies.

Here are some of my favorite ‘quick fixes’ to guarantee you WON’T lose a pound.

  • Sitting on your butt complaining that you can’t lose weight
  • Rabbit’s foot keychains
  • Magic crystals (one of my early clients really had a pocketful of “weight loss crystals” spill on the floor during a workout.  It takes a lot to shock me these days.)
  • Denying the existence of certain food groups
  • Voodoo dolls
  • Amulets, talismans and lucky coins
  • Ojibwa nation dreamcatchers
  • Praying the rosary
  • Chicken foot charms
  • Talking about losing weight
  • Thinking about losing weight
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