More Liberal Fan Mail…


Name: MOLLT L.
Email: CROPDUSTER1xxx@xxxxxx.xxxx

JOE, EAVERY [sic] MORNING I WATCH YOUR SHOW AND I AM TIRIED [sic] OF HEARNIG [sic] YOU NOT ALOWING [sic] YOUR GUEST TO TALK OR FINISH SPEAKING.

BUT MY MAIN COMPLAINT IS YOU CRYING EVERY MORNING. FIRST ABOUT THE ELECTION NOW ABOUT OUR NEWELY [sic] ELECTED PRESIDENT.

SUCK IT UP AND STOP COMPLAINING.  SORRY THE NEWELY [sic] ELECTED PRESIDENT DIDEN;T [sic] REACH ACROSS THE ISLE AND PICK YOUR SORRY ASS.

A DEVOTED FAN

***** ***** ***** ***** *****

While I certainly appreciate you taking the time to email me and calling me a “sorry ass” (not to mention your liberal use of CAPITAL LETTERS), perhaps it would do you some good to revisit my contact page.

This time, pay v-e-r-y c-l-o-s-e a-t-t-e-n-t-i-o-n to the BOLD red print.

Thanks.

-Joe-

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  1. Hilarious!

    I wondered how often this happened when I first came here.

    You should forward these to Scarborough for a good laugh…

    ————————–
    To Joe Scarborough:

    I know Joe Stankowski. Joe Stankowski is a friend of mine. You sir and no Joe Stankowski.

    -leo
    _______________________

  2. that is: ARE no Joe Stankowski…

    sorry for the typo.

    it totally killed what would have been a pretty funny joke, too

    -leo

  3. Hi Joe:

    I think you need to forgive people who confuse you with that other Joe. After all, “Joe” has got to be one of the least common male names in this country, right? Having the extremely uncommon name of Bob, I know what it’s like. I get this kind of thing all the time: “Oh, your name is Bob? Do you know Bob Woodward, or Bobby Unser? My answer: “Of course I know them, they’re both third cousins of mine. ‘Bob’ is an exclusive name that’s been used for generations in our family.”

    I’m sure this guy is really quite bright and articulate — you need not look any further than his spelling to confirm this. I also get the sense that, in his personal life, our friend Gilligan here makes a habit of reaching across the “isle” to make nice with those who disagree with his political views.

  4. Hi there! This article couldn’t be writyten any better!

    Going through thus article reminds me of my previous roommate!
    He continually kept preaching about this. I am going to forward this article to him.

    Fairly certain he’s going to have a good read.
    Many thanks for sharing!

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