If E really does equal mc(squared), “c” obviously represents “cake”.
My sister came up from ‘da region about a week ago armed with a treat I haven’t had in years.
Where we come from, it’s known as “ATOMIC CAKE” (presumably because your bathroom scale has a tendency to blow up after you eat it). It’s probably a good thing I haven’t been able to find it anywhere outside of our hometown.
The Cake That Killed Fitness
Authorities are still searching for the missing piece of cake. According to eye-witnesses, there is reason to believe it’s currently located somewhere around my belly.
Mmmmmmm… now back to my regularly scheduled workout.