Rising Energy Prices


Lightning can’t even afford to strike twice even if it wanted to.

Gang-related violence is decreasing as drive-by shooters are being forced to walk to their destinations. (Hope they’re tracking their efforts with a pedometer.)

It’s only a matter of time before you can purchase a Renewable Energy Certificate because you carry your own energy supply in the form of excess bodyfat.

Even though other energy sources values continue to fluctuate, a calorie remains stable at 4.184 joules.

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  1. Ha, you are hilarious Joe. Maybe the next big invention will be the human hamster wheel, and we will all power our homes by running on the wheel for 3 hours a day. And hey, that would kill two birds with one stone, right – we could solve not only the energy crisis, but obesity as well!

    Sheila
    http://www.livewell360.com

  2. IM WATCHING THE MOST UGLYEST RETORIC COMING FROM ”MIKA” ON MSNBC WHO IN THE HECK DOES SHE THINK SHE IS?? ROLLING HER EYES, GIVING JOE BAD LOOKS LETTING AUDIENCE KNOW HER DISDAIN FOR HIM? SHE NEEDS A REALITY CHECK STOP WATCHING MONITOR ON HOW SHE LOOKS SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO GET AWAY FROM MORNING SHOW SAID SHE WOULD WELCOME IT THEN GET HER OFF TO ICELAND OR SOME PLACE WERE SHE DOESN’T HAVE COMPETITION SHE CAINT DEAL WITH TO SAY ON AIR IM NO ONE I JUST SIT NEXT TO JOE WITH MY MOUTH CLOSED GEEEESH WERE IS THE JOURNALESIUM SHE OPENS HER MOUTH AS NOTHING TO SAY OTHER THAN READ IN NEWSPAPERS OTHER COMMENTS REGARDING NEWS GET HER OFF AIR OR PUT HER INTO A GOSSIP COLUMN IN GOLLYWOOD AS A FEMALE IM EMBARRESSED BY HER NOW WE ARE SUBJECT TO HER WAH WAH’S POOR ME ATTITUDE AND TO E-1 ELSE WHO POOR JOES AND OTHERS BRING ON THE AIR
    GET RID OF HER NOW SEND HER AWAY TO KIDDIE LAND THATS ONE DUMB BROAD WITH NO CLASS

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