Apparently, making people feel poor motivates them to buy lottery tickets, so I figured I’ll try a li’l experiment of my own and see if this idea translates to the fitness-coaching biz.
Don’t take this personal, but…
You’re fat. (yes, I mean YOU)
You’re so out of shape.
You sweat while doing absolutely nothing.
oh boy – my phone should be ringing off the hook any minute now!
You can’t make it up a flight of stairs without gasping for breath.
You’re so weak, you can’t even open a pickle jar.
I can hear the cash register now… cha-CHING!
Is that your BMI or your I.Q.?
Stay away from the beach, you’re making the tide come in, Tubby.
ummm… can I get $5 on the Powerball?