’twas the day ‘fore Christmas
and all through the gym
not a member was training
‘cept a guy they called “Slim”.
He hoisted the dumbbells
and lifted the bar;
His gym bag always ready
in the trunk of his car.
While ev’ry one else stayed home
to spend time with their loved ones,
Slim needed his daily iron fix
to maintain such massive “guns”.
He’d squat and he’d press;
And he’d grunt and he’d groan.
Pullups & deadlifts
kept Slim strong, lean and toned.
As you’re gulping down cookies
and watching sports on TV,
Realize guys (and gals) like Slim
take their fitness very seriously.
So before you complain
that you don’t have Slim’s genes,
Understand that he knows
what the fit-lifestyle really means.
Day in and day out
without a complaint,
Slim trains like a machine
and he eats like a saint.
Now his workout complet’d,
as he turned off the lights;
Slim knew he’d be back tomorrow;
to miss a workout is just not right.
Happy festivus, y’all… I’ll be back in 2008!