…there are more mirrors than weights.
…you have to take a number to get a turn on the preacher-curl bench.
…management asks you to leave because you’re NOT wearing spandex.
…your monthly membership includes a bottle of Pro-Tan.
…the guy at the leg extension machine is eating tuna from a ziploc bag between sets.
…20″ biceps and a 22″ neck are always the result of “good genetics” and “hard training”.