Ok, I’ll play along with the media on this one.
Let’s assume Barry Bonds did use steroids, growth hormone, insulin and more Flintstone vitamins than recommended on the bottle.
So the *%&#what?!
In this “worst case” scenario: Who really gets hurt?
Now what about the actions of Lindsay Lohan? Britney Spears? Paris Hilton?
Their senseless crimes put the lives of others at risk. Try adding up the time they collectively served in jail and you won’t even have to turn the page on your monthly calendar.
Arnold used steroids, smoked a joint on camera, groped women and was elected governor of California. Where are the liberal wackos when Barry needs ’em?
Speaking of lib-nut jobs, Didn’t Bill Clinton lie under oath? What was his punishment?
No time served, Hefty McBill is working the campaign trail in effort to help his minor-league wife break into the big leagues.
Maybe when this is over Mr. Bonds can take some AAA ball players and help them get a lucky break, too.
My defense tip for Barry: Let ’em know you DID buy steroids, but you did NOT inject them.
P.S. A belated congrats on your incredible record, Barry. No asterisk necessary.