If yo’ tir’d of being outta shape, p’haps you’ve had too much time at the beach?
Said if yo’ tir’d of being outta shape, p’haps you’ve had too much time at the beach…
There’s still time to git fit ‘fore the holidays,
you know it’s never outta’ reach.
Put your white pants in the closet ’til the next Mem’rial Day
Gotta put yo’ white pants back in the closet, ’til next Mem’rial Day
Don’t wanna see ya’ be a fashion victim,
Even I know there’s no white pants after Labor Day.
Summer’s ‘ficially over, no more goin’ down the shore
Well, summer’s ‘ficially over, ain’t no more goin’ down the sho’
If you think you’re gonna’ kick sand in my face,
I won’t be hangin’ at the beach no mo’ – not ’til next year anyway… now G’ITar!
[spoken:] Now you have time to deadlift… the bar is loaded.
Your last excuse just got on the school bus… (fade out)