As speculation about the apparent double-murder/suicide of pro-wrestler Chris Benoit rages on, I have a few theories of my own.

1) Somebody failed to forward an email-chain letter to 5 of their friends and “something bad” really did happen.

2) Nobody died.  Vince McMahon is just pushing the storyline thing a little too far outside of the ring.

3) This is another one of those “right-wing diversion tactics”.  See how we got you liberal-wackos to forget all about Iraq?  Just wait to see what we have up our sleeves for 2008!

4) Three words: Kim Jong Il

5) Professor Plum in the library with a… lat pulldown machine?

6) Chuck Norris killed ’em.  Eventually, Chuck Norris kills everybody.


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