As speculation about the apparent double-murder/suicide of pro-wrestler Chris Benoit rages on, I have a few theories of my own.
1) Somebody failed to forward an email-chain letter to 5 of their friends and “something bad” really did happen.
2) Nobody died. Vince McMahon is just pushing the storyline thing a little too far outside of the ring.
3) This is another one of those “right-wing diversion tactics”. See how we got you liberal-wackos to forget all about Iraq? Just wait to see what we have up our sleeves for 2008!
4) Three words: Kim Jong Il
5) Professor Plum in the library with a… lat pulldown machine?
6) Chuck Norris killed ’em. Eventually, Chuck Norris kills everybody.