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CARdio: A Simple Analogy

One of the questions I’m asked most often has to do with “cardio” (which I always have to put in finger quotes when speaking, even on the phone.)

It seems people use the term “cardio” to refer to one of two things:

1) ones’ cardiovascular system (heart, lungs and blood vessels)
or
2) the specific energy system(s) (metabolic pathways) one intends to target through training

If you’re alive and reading this, I’m gonna go out on a limb and assume your heart, lungs and blood vessels are doing their job at least somewhat effectively, so this analogy will focus on #2.

Imagine 3 cars, all the same make/model…

Car A (ATP/PCr) can only drive in 1st gear.
Car B (Glycolytic pathway) can only drive in 3rd gear.
Car C (Oxidative Phosphorylation) can only drive in 5th gear.

ALL THREE are “cardio”. If they all begin at the same starting line, which one will win a race?

Short answer: it depends on the length of the race.

In short-distances, Car A will smoke the other 2 out of the gate. Quick acceleration is this car’s specialty.

Car B really comes into its own in mid-distance races. It takes a li’l bit longer to get rolling, but once the gears mesh, it’ll zip right past Car A right around the time it’s starting to burn out.

Car C takes more time to take from a relative standstill to highway speed, but once it’s up and running, it’ll go like it’s got the cruise-control set at 55mph on a Kansas highway with a full tank of gas. Cars A & B are still running, but the longer the race, the more dominant Car C becomes. (In a sprint, even though Car A will obviously win, Car C is still chugging along trying to get the engine and transmission to make the full power-transfer connection.)

Your rest intervals determine how much fuel each ‘car’ gets before starting the next lap (but I’ll save my ATP analogy for another day.)

With this in mind, cross-training is not as simple as ‘weights one day, treadmill the next’ – especially if the relative intensity of the weight training is low and done as a high-volume circuit with minimal rest. That’s really no different than driving Car 3 with your right foot on the gas one day, your left foot on the gas the next. 

Cross-training done right incorporates aspects of ALL THREE cars in the race, so duration, intensity and rest intervals are all important variables to consider (possibly even more than the actual exercise(s) being used), especially for general fitness/weight loss purposes.

Is your “cardio” system a 1971 Ford Pinto – or a Bugatti Veryon Supersport?

In The Beginning…

I stumbled across an interview I did with Men’s Fitness magazine fitness editor Sean Hyson a couple years back and got to (re)thinking about my earliest experiences with exercise/fitness.

I rode my bike everywhere and was a generally active kid, I s’pose. Of course, my video game options were limited to a Pong “system” and a few cartridges I had for the Atari 2600, so I didn’t see ‘gaming’ as much of an option.

At school, I don’t think a recess went by in which I wasn’t playing a heated game of kickball or “smear the queer” (political correctness as it is, I can only imagine this game has since been renamed.)

Other than occasional wiffle-balls-on-the-parachute games or rolling over my fingers while racing my classmates across the gym floor on a wheeled platform, I really can’t remember any structured elementary/middle school gym class activities (well… there was the 8th grade Mousercise incident that still gets me riled up, but I’ll save that story for another time.)

Knuckle-Buster

I clearly recall training in the garage with concrete-filled plastic weights on a Weider bench as a pre-teen in the mid-80s which led me into football, powerlifting and strongman training. But even years before that – I couldn’t have been more than 7 or 8 – I remember rolling out from under my Star Wars sheets to do sit-ups and pushups on my bedroom floor after being disappointed with myself for my performance in the “pinch an inch challenge“.

And the rest (as the saying goes) was mystery…

What was the initial spark that got YOU interested in (or at least aware of) all-things-fitness?

Movie Recommendation: Jiro Dreams of Sushi

This weekend, I watched (twice) the documentary of Jiro Ono, an 85 year old Japanese sushi master (“shokunin”).

Aside from some absolutely amazing cinematography (it’d seem I’m a sucker for slow-motion closeups of raw fish and a de-focused background) here are a few simple takeaways that one can apply to sushi, personal training, plumbing, accounting or anything else:

1) Whatever your craft, the best end-result requires exceptional raw materials, time, and practice.
Lots and lots of practice.

2) Shokunin (of any industry) know there is always room for improvement.

3) Do what you do best – and be the MASTER of it. Jiro’s menu has just ONE meal option (though you do get to choose between sake and beer to wash it down.) There are no appetizers, no substitutions, no desert cart. Only the chef’s selection of 20 pieces of sushi served one at a time that’ll have you in and out of his 10-seat, Tokyo subway restaurant in about 15 minutes – and set you back about $275 or so in the process. Oh… and reservations need to be made a month in advance.

4) Subtitles really engage the viewer and maintain their attention.
Maybe this is why news/sports networks have a scrolling ticker (or 2) with even MORE information?

There’s plenty more one can learn/enjoy/ponder while watching this film, but as one of Jiro’s apprentices noted (and I paraphrase), “You can learn only so much from words. The rest takes practice.”

Do yourself a favor and practice putting this documentary on your netflix/’amazon instant’ list immediately.

Judgement Free, My Ass.

This week, there have been reports that scientists have discovered a planet roughly 40 light years away made of diamond. I don’t know about you, but I think that’s pretty gosh darned cool.

Also this week, a picture has been circulating around Facebook suggesting that the corporate douche-nozzles at Planet Fitness are now BANNING one of the best exercises a scientist or otherwise could ever hope to discover. I don’t understand how an establishment that 1) won’t let members physically challenge themselves and/or 2) prohibits the deadlift can call rightfully themselves a GYM. There’s gotta be some legal definition somewhere to protect against this sort of embarrassment to the actual fitness industry – just as sparkling wine made outside of the Champagne region of France can NOT be called Champagne.

Of course, I’m HOPING this sign/ban is just a joke posted by someone who just doesn’t like Planet Fitness for some other reasons, but whenever something is in print (or on Facebook), it MUST be true, right?

“Sir, if you make any more noise during your workout, we’re going to ask you to leave…”

So what is allowed at Planet Fitness… bicep curls? Is that kind of ‘perk’ really worth $10 a month?

I imagine when one is done with a ‘workout’ at Planet Fitness, they must walk out with a feeling like they’ve just eaten an invisible meal. You might be able to go through the motions with your empty fork, but you’ll never really get to know what food tastes like.

Out-Dated Training Technology

Just thinkin’ out loud for a minute… while I’m sure there are still collectors, historians or third-worlders who cling to their horseless-carriages, VHS tape collection and cell phones the size (and reception) of your typical cinder block, WHY – knowing what we (supposedly) understand NOW about all-things-fitness – are we still seeing people using outdated, and often inappropriate, training tools and techniques?

 

 

 

 

A Letter From A Personal Trainer

Yesterday, I met with a new client with a few challenges – and I’m opening my follow-up email to you.  Personally identifying specifics have been omitted or changed to protect the innocent, but since I know many of my readers are trainers and/or fitness enthusiasts who also have challenges to work with/through/around – and this was such an interesting guy to work with – I invite you to add additional comments, critiques, questions or the usual random insults I’d expect from someone who’s willing to read through my caffeine-inspired (although I still remain diet coke free since Oct 2010!) ramblings.  ;-)

First, a little background: he’s dealing with weakness brought on by a traumatic injury to his wrist, elbow and shoulder (all the same side, same injury) ~40 years ago.  Countless surgical procedures later, he’s still limited in strength and range of motion -  as one might expect after such a serious “boo-boo.”

Next, a former competitive triathlete, he has “bad knees.” After working my mojo(e) with some basic movement/strength assessments, it’d seem that he has what McGill referred to as “gluteal amnesia” – or the term that I apply to ANY muscles that aren’t getting the right signals from mission control: ‘muscle dormancy’.  Those muscles are still there… they just need to ‘wake the f*ck up’ (to paraphrase Chris Rock.)  Since his glutes aren’t holding up their part of the deal, his knees are getting the kind of repetitive stress that all those “Unbreakable” combs did when handed out amongst my 4th grade class many years ago. (c’mon… if you were 10 and somebody handed you something branded as ‘unbreakable,’ wouldn’t you recognize that as a challenge?!)

Add to this the lack of any SPECIFIC goal other than to become “optimum” (seriously, I couldn’t peg him down to ANY goal – even with all the prodding, guiding, questioning I could muster – yet he’s been training 2.5 hours EVERY day like clockwork.)  While I certainly commend his dedication to the practice of training, without any specific goals, how could we ever know if training is getting us closer to an “optimum” state?  As I’ve said more than once, random efforts can only produce random results.  This meeting/consulting session opened up quite the thought-provoking, philosophical – and dare I say fun – dialogue that you’ll no doubt see forms the philosophical theme of my follow-up to him.

He’s well-versed in the basics, seemed to accept my analogies – and even though we made some significant progress in just one meeting, I could tell that my “modern approach” challenged his core beliefs of fitness to a point that seemed as if THAT made him a bit uncomfortable.

Oh, and he’s an out-of-towner so it’s not like I’d be able to oversee every minute detail of his new-and-improved training plan (not that I’d necessarily need to,anyway), so this one-off consult includes the additional challenge of addressing the most important concepts that’ll help him make the kind of (yet-to-be-defined) progress he wants – and have enough resources available to refer back to – when he returns to his fully-stocked home gym far, far away.

Hopefully, you’ll be able to fill in the gaps (since I frequently refer to conversation points from our meeting that aren’t directly obvious from my notes.)  And as I mentioned earlier, feel free to share your own constructive critiques, additional questions, etc… I’d imagine “Client X” will read this, too, so if you have something useful or otherwise thought-provoking to offer, I’m sure we’ll all appreciate it.

Now I’ll let my follow-up do the talking.  Hope ya’ll can keep up!

-Joe-

***** ***** ***** ***** *****

Client X,

Ok… so my pocket-answer to “how does one get in shape?” is the same as any of our grandmothers might’ve told us: eat right and exercise.

What this really means is, “how can I get from where I am to where I want to be?”  - so my job is to translate ‘eat right and exercise’ into a language that matches the individual’s goals, timelines, abilities/limitations, interests, available resources and experience to help them get WHERE THEY WANT TO BE.

In the book, Facts and Fallacies of Fitness (by Mel C. Siff – one of my early mentors through his Supertraining newsgroup and books), Dr. Siff defines fitness as “the ability to execute a given task effectively and safely.” I s’pose I’d define fitness even more simply as ‘the ability to perform work.’

How much work?  What kind of task?

Well, that depends on YOUR needs – which bring us right back to the Lance Armstrong/Asashōryū Akinori comparison.  Both could be considered among the very best at performing their chosen “work,” yet if you put Armstrong in the sumo ring or Akinori on a bicycle, either of ‘em would be lucky if they even received a “certificate of participation” at the end of a competition.  “Fitness” is specific, therefore, training to become “optimal” one MUST have a specific desired outcome.

One of the fundamental concepts of “fitness” is known as the SAID principle… Specific Adaptations to Imposed Demands.  Demands could also be referred to as “stimulus” – adaptations are the response.  How we choose and apply the stimulus affects the level of response we should expect to see.

So unless and until you can recognize/identify/articulate a specific goal it’s gonna be impossible to determine which training stimulus we need to apply, how much, how often, at what intensity, etc…

Because your only immediate goal is to continue doing “something” (to the tune of 15-17hrs/week) that will move you closer towards “optimal” – but only in a “general” sense – I’ll address the 3 common components of “general fitness” one at a time.

STRENGTH – call it weight training, resistance training, pumping iron or whatever else you’d like, the main reason (some would argue the ONLY reason) we use resistance is as a stimulus to increase strength.  Therefore, if you’re not pushing the envelope to get progressively stronger, you’re not really ‘strength training,’ are you?  It gets even trickier when one considers the many different types of strength: maximal strength, relative strength, speed-strength, acceleration strength, strength-endurance, etc…  Which type is “most general”??? Beats the hell outta me!

ENDURANCEThis article provides an introduction to the 3 metabolic pathways.  We need one kind of endurance to sprint 100m/perform a one-rep max squat, a different kind of endurance to run 400m (or a P90X circuit training workout) and yet another kind of endurance to tackle a triathlon.  To me, this what ‘cross-training’ is… NOT switching between walking, running, biking, stair-climbing, etc. – all done at the same relative intensity/duration.  One could effectively “cross-train” with a single activity (let’s say a spinning bike, for example) by varying intensity, distance, time, etc. from one workout to the next.  Of course, I’d ALSO like to get away from lower body, sagittal plane dominant exercise as your ONLY form of “cardio” training, but let’s address one issue at a time, shall we?

Restated, there is no “general” endurance.  As far as I’m concerned, we can get all the “cardio” we need by manipulating the rest intervals and exercise selection during your strength training.  This kills two birds with one stone (as the saying goes.)  Of course, this kind of time-efficiency would cut deeply into your current approach of 15+ hrs of training each week – bringing training time down to 2.5 to 5 total hours (gasp!), so what else can we do increase your (perceived or real) training volume?

Long, slow distance (LSD) training *may* be appropriate during certain phases of training… as may high intensity interval training (HIIT).. or anything in between.  But we STILL need that specific target to aim for before just working out for the sake of working out.

I believe it was Alice (in wonderland) who asked the rabbit, “which way should I go?” The rabbit replied with something to the effect of “if you don’t care where you end up, the way you go doesn’t really matter.”

FLEXIBILITY –Static stretching? Active-isolation? PNF? Dynamic? Contract-relax? There are many ways to ‘stretch’ – but are we more interested in active or passive range of motion? (after significantly increasing your shoulder range of motion in about 5 minutes without ANY ‘stretching,’ I’m sure you know which side of the fence I’m on!)

My thought process regarding flexibility can best be summarized by a series of questions that goes something like this:

1)      do you have the ability to function effectively in your sport/activity/lifestyle and still have pain-free movement to spare?

2)      if no – is any limitation/tightness serving a protective function against instability?  (remember, stability proceeds mobility, so we can *usually* assume the answer is a resounding YES!)

3)      WHY ON EARTH would we want to over-ride or otherwise bypass an evolved protective mechanism that’s much smarter than I am?

Because I have to operate under the presumption that “tightness” may in fact serve a very important purpose, I’m morally and professionally obligated to present you with TWO options:

1. Suggest that we allow your body to protect itself from further damage and continue the predictable pain/tightness cycle – UNTIL it gets so unbearable, you give up and seek surgical/medicinal options that may or may not address the actual CAUSE of the discomfort/limitation.

OR

2. determine which muscle(s) are weak/inhibited, causing the ‘tight’ muscle to work overtime to pick up the slack – then address that WEAKNESS. (since “diagnosis” and “treatment” are out of my jurisdiction, if determining your length/strength relationships goes beyond my own capabilities/scope of practice, all I could do then is return to option A but instead of waiting until the inevitable “breaking point”, I’d suggest you find someone better qualified to work with your particular limitations – one who could address the cause of tightness, not just the ‘symptoms’)

Now if you really want to entertain yourself on the principles behind the techniques I use, try googling “reciprocal inhibition” (and then send me a 2 page book report with your findings/follow-up questions!)

Better yet, find a Muscle Activation Techniques (MAT) therapist in your area.  The techniques they use are even MORE efficient – and effective – than the approach I work with.   Go to http://www.muscleactivation.com/main.html –> about –> finding a specialist (or –> ‘science behind’ if you want more info on how the system works its mojo)

Also, take a gander through “The Trigger Point Therapy Workbook” (Davies & Davies) and/or search YouTube for vids on Self-myofascial release (using a foam roll, lacrosse ball, etc.)

Nutritionally, I recommend the systematic approach of Dr. John Berardi’s “Precision Nutrition.” You can purchase the do-it-yourself ‘kit’ for about a hundred bucks; join one of JB’s lean eating coaching programs/contests (I think he’s been running this a couple times a year) or you may even consider my own basic and advanced personal nutrition coaching options (I was among the first dozen or so people to complete the Precision Nutrition Level 1 certification, so even though I’m no biochemist, this certainly wouldn’t be my first time at the rodeo!)

Other issues/concepts we discussed:

Calorie cycling – although I’d consider it more of an advanced technique and I’d really like to see you master the 5 basic habits FIRST, you do already seem to have a respectable grasp of basic nutritional concepts, so you may be able to get away with taking a ‘shortcut.’  Essentially, take your current 2000cal/day intake as an AVERAGE over a week, not a daily “absolute.”  At the end of the week, you’ve still taken in the same 14,000 calories, but by running couple days could be at a deficit, a couple at maintenance and a couple at a surplus, you’re now manipulating the stimulus that can produce change.

Your body will always seek a level of homeostasis (read: maintaining the status quo.)  Without variations in expenditure (through training & lifestyle related activity) and intake (read: the calories/nutrients you consume), our bodies will ultimately adapt to the stimulus provided and have no reason to move towards “optimal”… instead, you’ll move AWAY from optimal.  Of course, I’d suggest STRATEGIC and MEASURABLE variations (as opposed to random ones), but this brings us right back to the sticking point of not having any specific goal(s) to work towards!

There are 3 basic variables to nutrition: HOW MUCH you eat, WHAT you eat and WHEN you eat.  Change one or more variables, you change the outcome.  It sounds like you have all 3 variables locked in to your day-to-day routine.  My suggestion: start by focusing on just ONE of ‘em… and from what you told me, I’d start with WHAT you eat first  (this is a nice segue into my next thought…)

If you’re going to insist on training 15+hours/week AND you’re also going to consume a diet that consists of little more than whey protein powder, yogurt and diet coke (the recipe for the ‘gruel’ in THE MATRIX?), because you’re not providing alkaline (base) producing foods in the form of fruits and veggies, your body is left with no option but to break down the lean mass you’re working so hard to build/maintain, both for repair and to balance out your acids/bases. There’s a lot of alkalinity stored in the form of bone, connective tissue & muscle that your body will need to “eat”… t’would certainly be a shame to ‘wash it all away’ simply because buying/prepping/storing/eating vegetables is “inconvenient,” wouldn’t you agree?

Since you do have 15 hours each week to dedicate towards becoming “generally optimum,” you might want to consider counting food acquisition (shopping? gardening?), preparation and storage as part of your ‘time served.’  Remember, grandma said it best: eat right and exercise.  It doesn’t need to be rocket science, but to cause an adaptation response, we need to apply stimulus, recover (adapt), apply a NEW/greater stimulus… and so on. Doing the same thing all the time is a road map to take you backwards, not forwards.

 

 

Both of these guys could be considered “optimal” at different tasks.

Which is MORE optimal?

How do YOU define ‘optimal’?

 

Grrrrrr…. A Rant About Multi-Level Marketing “Opportunities”

This one’s especially for my fellow fitness/health industry pros…

In your work with weight loss and/or sports performance clients, I assume you’re already giving ‘em some variation of the standard recommendation to “eat right.”  I also assume you’re even helping them understand what that seemingly simple advice actually means.  You may even be recommending a few supplements to help make “eating right” a little easier (perhaps through an affiliate program?)

I’m even going to go out on a limb and assume your clients are at least as smart as mine and realize that our body’s preferred source of nutrients is actual FOOD – and NOT shakes, powders, pills or potions.

Just last week, one of my trusted colleagues pointed me in the direction of a meal delivery service that is NOT loaded with cheap fillers (read: pasta/rice/flour.) It’s also NOT a mass-market “T.V. dinner” (such as the latest crop of ‘jenny craigs’ and ‘weight watchers’ knockoffs.)  The menu options consist primarily of proteins and veggies. The same things I suggest my own clients base their own “diets” on.

My first instinct whenever someone tells me about any program that “sounds too good to be true” is that it must be another Multi-Level Marketing program (argggh!)

Even though I’ve been living in the middle of MLM-central for the last 3 years now (Amway started in a neighboring suburb of Grand Rapids, MI) – I don’t care if you’re selling solid gold bars straight from Fort Knox – if it’s being sold via an MLM business model, there MUST be something wrong with it.  There have been too many less-than-legit “opportunities” over the years, that it has long been my hard-and-fast policy to completely turn my attention away at the first signs of a “ponzi scheme” no matter how much better the product is than sliced bread.

But I’ve got the cure for cancer!”  MLM? fuggeddaboudit.

What if I give you a free sample of this magic fat loss dust?” Not interested. In fact, why don’t you hang up on yourself before I do?

There’s just something about the MLM model that doesn’t sit well with me – and I suspect it’s the same thing many of my clients have alluded to when discussing such “solutions” over the years. Now I’ll try to articulate what I *think* many of us have been feeling…

While I’m certainly not against the idea of profit, it seems that most (if not ALL) MLM-ers put their personal want for money above any sense that they should ALSO be delivering a product/service.

Let me restate this: I’m all for making as much moo-lah as you personally care to, but not at the expense of ‘selling out’ the same trust you work so hard to build as a PROFESSIONAL in your field.  The difference between “greed” and “good business” is motive.  Because the “downline” is usually positioned as “the key to great riches,” MLM-ers motive always seems a little to self-serving to me.

That said, there are several excellent “single-tier” affiliate programs I whole-heartedly buy in to. It should go without saying (but I’ll say it anyway, in case there was any doubt), the products also have to be of top-quality for me to even consider putting my MIGHTY JOE ‘seal of approval’ on ‘em.  I don’t expect any of ‘em to help me “get rich quick.” Instead, I view them as resources that may help a certain number of my clients, prospects, readers, neighbors, friends or family.  Any commissions I happen to make because I promote them is a bonus.  Some months, this might be as little as a couple hundred bucks while other months reach into the thousands.  My CORE business is fitness program design and coaching.  When I find existing resources that support or compliment my the coaching principles I use – and they don’t have that “taboo” label of MLM on ‘em – I think it would be awfully silly if I didn’t at least look into promoting it even if it means I might actually profit (gasp!) from it, too.

So getting to the point, the aforementioned meal delivery service that appears to be an EXCELLENT match with the nutrition principles I teach (and I assume you do, too, in whole or in part) has a single-tier affiliate program.  You can check it out at Personal Trainer Food.

I certainly don’t have all the answers about the program, but I did sit in on one of their daily webinars (along with another well known fit-biz pro – and I think it’s fair to say that he’s AT LEAST as skeptical as I am about these things) – and all I can say is that if you don’t at least do a little research into this unique service (did I mention it’s free to join?), you may be doing your customers a huge dis-service by giving ‘em good advice (‘eat right’) but no practical solution to make it work.

Steroids In Pro Sports: You Know You Want It

Here’s the deal: I think politicians should keep their noses out of professional sports. Isn’t there anything more important they can do to waste their time (and OUR money?)

I also believe the way a responsible adult chooses to “enhance” performance is a personal choice, and if an individual feels the potential for benefit outweighs the potential for risk, well, who the hell am I – or you – to tell him otherwise?

Not that I condone, endorse, recommend, prescribe or otherwise assist in the acquisition or use of any illegal substances – including anabolic-androgenic steroids or growth hormone, but when it comes to professional sports, the fact is, there’s a LOT of money at stake (mmmmm… steak), and you might be surprised (if you’re naive enough) to learn what people are willing to do to get a piece of the action.

While the media/public-at-large typically speak against performance enhancement in the public forum, the reality is that very few people will shell out hundreds – even thousands – of dollars to plant their carcass in a seat at their favorite team’s stadium for 3 hours and pay upwards of $10 for a beer if the players/entertainers are anything less than caricatures of ‘regular’ humans.

If ever-increasing signing bonuses and multi-million dollar contracts are any indicator of the truth, we clearly want our superheros to be larger/faster/stronger than life, whether you’re willing to admit it or not.

Just last week, I was live on WJRW (1340am) discussing this reality (and so much more) with Tim Doctor and Josh Leng.

I can’t say just how long the podcasts will be up and running, but I invite you to listen in as I offend Chicago Bears fans, sports “purists”, ugly women and anybody else who doesn’t feel exactly as I do. So hurry yo’self over to this 2 part interview and let me know your thoughts on the subject…

Part 1

Part 2

Fitness Lesson From A Barbershop Chair

Yesterday afternoon, I decided realized it was time to get my mop-top cleaned up.

So I go to the local barbershop, have a seat in the chair and the usual conversation ensues:

Lady-barber: “How do you want it cut today?”

Me: “I don’t really care. I’ve had skin-tight flat-tops, mullets and everything in between. There is nothing you can do to ruin my hair as far as I’m concerned… ‘cept for this stupid cowlick in the front. As long as you can hide that, just be an artist and do whatever you think will make me look semi-respectable. Any ‘mistakes’ will always grow back (so far.)”

<clip, clip, buzz, buzz…>

Lady-barber: “So what do you do?”

Me: “You mean besides ruling the known universe?”

(we both laugh, though my laugh is more the ‘no, I’m not kidding‘ kind, while hers becomes increasingly nervous)

I give her my standard “I’m a fitness guru – you mean you haven’t heard of me?” elevator pitch.

Lady-barber: “Really? Hey, what do you think about that new ‘hot-yoga’ place that just opened up a few blocks away?”

As it goes for many things related to “eat right and exercise,” I have a usual pocket-answer (see video at bottom), but I figured I’d turn the table a bit and give her some insight into my way of thinking about ALL fitness fads, gimmicks, devices and equipment.

Me: “I tell ya’ what… could you tell me what YOU think about the Flowbee?”

Lady-barber (seeming somewhat puzzled, but willing to play along): “Well… I suppose it’s good for people who don’t have time to get to the barber for a quick touch-up… Or maybe people who don’t like going out to get their hair cut would use it…I imagine it’s useful because it’s supposed to keep the hair clippings from going all over the place, but I never used one…”

Me: “Hot-yoga is a lot like that. Like the scissors or clippers or comb you use, each tool has it’s purpose, but it also has inherent limitations – and the wide range of tools I currently use in my personal training business don’t require me to add hot-yoga to the mix.”

Lady-barber: “Okay, you’re done. That’ll be fourteen bucks.”