Overweight? Better Stay Home. You Might Be Contagious.

Soon you’ll be able to call off work with a bad case of 24-hour fatness.

A new story from the UK might give you (yet another?) reason to believe that you are nothing more than an unwilling victim of excess bodyfat thanks to a li’l ol’ germ.

Not only is this “obesity bug” real, but carriers are said to be contagious for up to 3 months!

I’m not a doctor nor do I play one on TV, but until they come up with an overpriced/under-effective/side-effect riddled medication to battle the AD-36 adenovirus, it might be a good idea to stick with some basic “eat right and exercise”.

That’s my prescription and I’m sticking to it.