“Let Them Eat Cake” she said…

If E really does equal mc(squared), “c” obviously represents “cake”.

My sister came up from ‘da region about a week ago armed with a treat I haven’t had in years.

Where we come from, it’s known as “ATOMIC CAKE” (presumably because your bathroom scale has a tendency to blow up after you eat it).  It’s probably a good thing I haven’t been able to find it anywhere outside of our hometown.

Could THIS be what Einstein was searching for?

The Cake That Killed Fitness
Authorities are still searching for the missing piece of cake.  According to eye-witnesses, there is reason to believe it’s currently located somewhere around my belly.

Mmmmmmm…  now back to my regularly scheduled workout.