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Archive for July, 2008

Rising Energy Prices

Posted in Humor, tagged , , , on July 28, 2008 | 1 Comment »

Lightning can’t even afford to strike twice even if it wanted to.
Gang-related violence is decreasing as drive-by shooters are being forced to walk to their destinations. (Hope they’re tracking their efforts with a pedometer.)
It’s only a matter of time before you can purchase a Renewable Energy Certificate because you carry your own energy supply in [...]

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You Most Certainly DO Look Fat In Those Pants

Posted in Humor, tagged , , , on July 25, 2008 | 2 Comments »

Apparently, making people feel poor motivates them to buy lottery tickets, so I figured I’ll try a li’l experiment of my own and see if this idea translates to the fitness-coaching biz.
Don’t take this personal, but…
You’re fat. (yes, I mean YOU)
You’re so out of shape.
You sweat while doing absolutely nothing.
oh boy - my phone should [...]

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A Long Time Ago, In A Gym Far, Far Away…

Posted in Humor, tagged , , , on July 6, 2008 | 3 Comments »

It still bums me out to think that my mom gave away my entire Star Wars collection for 50 bucks when I was away at college.  But when I see a video like this, it makes me think maybe (but only maybe) it was for the best.

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The Lost PROfile: Valerie Waters

Posted in interview, tagged , , , , , on July 2, 2008 | No Comments »

Buried deep in my list of things to do has been the task of transcribing and editing an audio interview I did with my friend & colleague, Valerie Waters. (Note to self: In the future, only do PROfiles by email.  Transcribing is clearly not one of my stronger points)  Finally, here it is - for [...]

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