French Fries: The Other White Meat?

So I found this Food Slogan site and thought, “Hey, I can do that!”

• Bleu Cheese: Yes, It’s Mold. Now Get Over It.
• (Organically Produced Sugar) You May Get Fat, But At Least You’re “All Natural”
• Burgers Make The World Go ’round
• Go Ahead! It’s Only Cheesecake
• e-Coli Flavored Spinach: That Which Doesn’t Kill you…
• Trans-fat, Mmmmmm
• Eat Meat Before It Eats You
• Who’s Got A Hankering For Brussels Sprouts?
• Caviar: Eggs Aren’t Just For Breakfast Anymore

…That’ll be $149, please.