Diet Plans You Might Want To Stay Away From

Ok, so maybe I pulled these titles out of my (ahem) caffeine-soaked mind, but I wouldn’t be surprised to see ‘em on Amazon.com, either. 

• The Thin (Mint Cookie) Diet
• Diet Coke Diet [this is the one where 1 diet coke + 1 snickers bar = zero net calories]
• Eat $&%@ and Die(t)
• Double Whopper with Cheese Diet
• If You Can’t Fry It, Don’t Buy It Diet
• The Whiskey and Cigarette Diet Plan for Expectant Mothers

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