by "Mighty" Joe Stankowski, all-around-good-guy.

7 Instant Weight Loss Tricks

  1. Get a hair cut
  2. Trim your fingernails really, really close.
  3. Donate your “extra” organs (c’mon…TWO kidneys?)
  4. Amputation
  5. Space travel
  6. Ever have a colonoscopy?  Try the bowel prep
  7. Lie

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