Did You Ever Notice…

… when you play a Tae Bo video in slow-motion, it becomes Tai Chi?

… there are “gym rats” who can’t balance their checkbook, yet they can quickly add in increments of 2.5, 5, 10, 25 and 45?

… “cardio queens” won’t touch a barbell/dumbbell for fear of getting bulky, but as soon as you call it a “body bar” or “hand weight” and cover it with foam, they’ll fight over who gets the heaviest ones?

… runners will run for exercise, but they’ll seldom do exercises to help them run well?

… people with the best bodies wear sweatshirts and baggy pants in the gym while those who have the most room for improvement (how’s that for political correctness?) wear spandex shorts and tank tops?