You Know You’re In A Bodybuilding Gym When…

…there are more mirrors than weights.

…you have to take a number to get a turn on the preacher-curl bench.

…management asks you to leave because you’re NOT wearing spandex.

…your monthly membership includes a bottle of Pro-Tan.

…the guy at the leg extension machine is eating tuna from a ziploc bag between sets.

…20″ biceps and a 22″ neck are always the result of “good genetics” and “hard training”.

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