As speculation about the apparent double-murder/suicide of pro-wrestler Chris Benoit rages on, I have a few theories of my own.
1) Somebody failed to forward an email-chain letter to 5 of their friends and “something bad” really did happen.
2) Nobody died. Vince McMahon is just pushing the storyline thing a little too far outside of the ring.
3) This is another one of [...]
Archive for June, 2007
Conspiracy
Posted in Humor, Tasteless on June 29, 2007 | 1 Comment »
MySpace Surveys
Posted in Ha-ha, Humor on June 28, 2007 | No Comments »
I’m still not sure exactly why, but I have a MySpace page - myspace.com/joestankowski.
If you know anything about MySpace, you’re probably already familiar with the ridiculous “surveys” floating around - most of which I suspect are to gather personal information and steal your identity (even if they are written by 12 year olds)
Notwithstanding the fact [...]
Idiots In The News
Posted in Ha-ha, Humor, News on June 26, 2007 | No Comments »
I admit it… I find it very annoying (to put it mildly) when people feel the need to broadcast their political preferences, favorite breed of dog, love of bingo or the school their child attends through cheap, 50 cent bumper stickers plastered across the back end of a $30,000+ vehicle.
So I guess that means I’m [...]
Dr. Joe’s Wilmington Diet Revolution Has Begun!
Posted in Humor on June 25, 2007 | No Comments »
How does one become a ‘weight loss expert’?
First, you need a doctoral degree (real or otherwise) and/or the name of a local seaside attraction. If you’re lacking either of these, you can also use the name of the nearest small town. Whatever you do, just be sure to put the word “diet” after it to [...]
Women and Relationship Issues
Posted in Humor on June 12, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Body weight is NOT directly proportional to the weights you lift.In fact, if you’ve spent any amount of time hanging around gyms, you may have noticed that the amount of bodyfat a person carries is usually inversely proportional to the amount of weight they lift.
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen significantly overweight [...]
Arrested Development
Posted in Humor, Ironic, News on June 11, 2007 | 2 Comments »
During the summers of the late 1970s, early ’80s, I remember getting up in the morning, having some scrambled eggs and a pop tart or two, then as soon as the Flintstones was done, I’d go outside to play ‘cops & robbers’ with my neighborhood friends all day - the only break would be for [...]
Celebrity Look-Alikes
Posted in Ha-ha, Humor on June 10, 2007 | No Comments »
I just saw a teaser for the evening news where so-called ‘regular’ guys are going under the plastic surgeon’s knife to look like thier favorite celebs.
Brad Pitt’s nose and Russell Crowe’s chin are said to be popular but if I was to ever seriously consider getting work done, I think my first task would be [...]
…You Were Saying?
Posted in Motivation, Serious-talk on June 7, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Sure, it’s tough to commit to regular exercise. There are just so many other things that require our undivided attention. Or maybe it’s just easier to feel sorry for ourselves and find something better to do.
“I don’t have time”
“My elbow/knee/back hurts”
“It’s just too hard”
“I didn’t sleep well”
“(enter your favorite exer-scuse here)”
I admit, there are days [...]
Come See For Yourself
Posted in Joe, News, Reviews on June 1, 2007 | No Comments »
What do the names Sinatra, Bon Jovi, Springsteen and Horner have in common?
They are all incredibly talented individuals you can hear on the radio AND each one hails from the state of New Jersey.
Did you just ask ‘But who’s Horner’?
Well, if you live within earshot of Vineland, NJ, you’re probably already familiar with my friend [...]
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